On Yer Bike

On Yer Bike!

There’s an expression they use in these parts, ‘On Yer Bike!’  When translated means clear off, go away, scram, vamoosh. It’s a polite way of telling someone to #*$@ off.  

My Hair Dye Doesn’t Match The Furniture!

My Hair Dye Doesn’t Match The Furniture.

Well! I went for a short walk yesterday. Minding my own business as you do. It was a quiet, early morning affair, that’s how it started.