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Cold Feet Proved To Be My Downfall

Cold Feet Proved To Be My Downfall

All through this winter, I have suffered from cold feet. No matter what I try, wether it’s thermal socks or sit on top of the log burner, I just can’t warm up my old plates of meat (feet)! A few people suggested real lambswool slippers or some thermal lined softee boots, but the price of these things are really prohibitive, especially for a skinflint like me.

Two For One

That’s when I found the Two Feet Slipper Bootee on Ebay. It seemed the ideal solution to my cold feet problem. You put both feet in, it’s lined with furry stuff and above all, it’s really cheap. In fact, there was an offer of buy one get one free which was too good to miss. Having two pairs of these slipper boots, I can keep them by the fireplace when I go out and should anyone break in, they’ll surely be frightened away by thinking there must be a huge guy that lives here!!

Feeling Nice & Toasty

I placed my order and within a couple of days my new ‘double footsie tootsie warmers’ arrived. Initially, I was very pleased with them. They felt good and seemed to keep both feet warm. Looked like my days of cold feet were over. Feeling nice and toasty I sat back in my chair and relaxed. However, I hadn’t thought everything through.

Back To Cold Feet

It must have been an hour or so later when the telephone rang. Yes, we still have a landline. I jumped out of my chair and went to make my way over to the phone. Of course, in my haste, the only place I went was flat on my face!! What a shocker. Slipper bootee may have kept my feet warm, but the pain coming from within now my body had been slammed to the floor was immense. Let alone my dented pride! So for now, it’s back to cold feet.

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6 Responses
  • Invisibly Me
    March 22, 2018

    Ouch!
    I’ve seen these and wondered about a pair myself; aside from the obvious danger element of attempting to move and forgetting your feet are encased like you’re in a 3-legged race, I like thinking a would-be intruder would be freaked out thinking a monster of a person lives here! x

    • Trev Jones
      March 22, 2018

      Thank you, Carol. Yes, frightening the intruders off is probably a better use for them 🙂

  • Susan Slade
    March 23, 2018

    Thank goodness I live in Florida. My plates are warm.

    • Trev Jones
      March 23, 2018

      Haha, Susie. That’s what I need, some Florida currant bun 🙂

  • Pied Type
    April 5, 2018

    Sheepskin lined boots and slippers are my solution. Along with an electric pad thing that warms the foot of the bed. I “preheat” the bed and turn it off when I crawl in. No more cold feet.

    • Trev Jones
      April 5, 2018

      Thank you Pied Type. I certainly will get the slippers, think I’ll have a pair as a birthday present. 🙂

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