Grumpliciousness
Grumpliciousness
Every morning after I have started my day, showered, made a cup of tea, set the fire if it’s cold, is to sit down and watch a short video called ‘This Killer Boogie‘ by Rock That Swing. I’ve become obsessed…
Chim chiminea chim chiminea, chim chim cheree……. I would very much like a chiminea for the garden. As the weather is turning more Spring-like every day, I have started working in the garden again. We haven’t got a big garden…
How do you save a Crocodile attack? In my never-ending quest for unusual useful information, I came upon an argument over how to survive being attacked by a Crocodile or Alligator. I’m in the fortunate position that hopefully, I will…
By Trev
We’ve all been there, concentrating on the driving, staying alert to what’s going on around us and focus on the bollard! What? Focus on the bollard? Look at the photo above and you’ll see the Ford Focus well and truly…
What were they thinking back then? Knit and let die as posed by the future James Bond. I can understand Roger Moore taking up the offer of advertising revenue at the time as he was obviously a young, struggling actor….
I’ve just finished a delicious teacake that can only be described as eating heaven! Where have I been all these years that I have never tasted such delight until now? Tunnocks Tea Cakes, or as I like to call them,…
By Trev
I was never academically gifted at school. They really were school daze to me as it was just one big blur, well, most of it was. Ok Hun? I’m not sure if it was just me, but the school I…
I loved my recliner, we go back a long way. It was one of those with the handset, electronically controlled that you kept in a pouch at the side of the chair. Always easy to reach and with a simple…
I know some people have a good reason to be a little blue at this time of year, but even Henry, our vacuum cleaner seems to be down in the dumps! I’m not so sure what’s wrong with him, but…
By Trev
Brass monkey weather has finally arrived which means it has gone flipping cold. If you have never heard of the expression, brass monkey weather, this is what it means.‘Brass Monkey Weather’ refers to very cold weather that is extremely out…
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My Old Bin
My Old Bin
My Old Bin
My Old Bin
My Old Bin