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Shocking

Shocking

Shocking

It has been very dry and very very cold at the start of December. Brass monkey weather all over again!! I know November was one of the mildest on record, which I have no complaints about. Anyway, December came and the mercury in the thermometer just dropped out the bottom of it, it went that cold. I know -9C probably isn’t too cold for some people, but to me, any feeling I have stops at around -5C and I become Zombified.

Zombified

I know some people say I become Zombified at much higher temperatures than that, but that’s another story. As it became colder and I spent most of the time literally fire fighting to keep the house warm, strange things started to happen. Not that strange, because it has happened before. Nearly everyone and everything started to produce awful, painful shocks whenever I would touch them. The sparks were also accompanied by a loud snapping sound, similar to a Christmas cracker being pulled at a party.

Dehydration

I know the cause of it, dehydration. It’s so painful, spark, crack, OUCH!!! And it’s the same for the other person too. However, it’s not only people but anything that is metal. Door knobs, car door handles, wood burner door, ash bucket, cutlery, door knockers oh and people, the list is almost endless. My wife goes to the shops, I say goodbye to her and as she leaves she goes to give me a kiss, crack, ouch what the #* was that? It is so painful. I shut the door and touch the handle, crack, OUCH, OH MY!!! I want water, but I’m frightened to touch the tap! What a dilemma.

Water

I did finally find a bottle of unopened still water which, being plastic, didn’t pose a threat of electrocution when I picked it up. I really have no idea why being dehydrated makes you like a walking pylon, but it does and of course, it’s such an easy solution to stop the welding sparks. You don’t have to touch the other person either. A friend called in and I made him a cup of tea and all I did was pass him the cup and as he put his hand out, spark, crackkkk, what the ## was that?

Merry Christmas

I have cured myself of this perpetual sparking by drinking plenty of water. However, I am left with a habit that is driving me mad. I cannot go by a doorknob, handle or even a knife and fork without putting gloves on first to stop the chance of those painful sparks that HURT SO MUCH!!! I will get through it but what a dilemma! This just leaves me to wish everyone a very happy Christmas and may 2023 be your year. Thank you.

If you’re interested in this phenomenon, here’s a website.

47 thoughts on “Shocking”

  1. How very very strange. My son Joshua occasionally has the same problem, I shall direct him to the website. Thank you
    I guess you’ve taken off those new rubber boots from the top of your Christmas wish list! Happy Christmas, Trev 🙂

    1. Thankfully, it doesn’t happen very often and the solution is quite easy. I hope your son finds it helpful, it hurts when it starts. Thank you, Sue and a very Merry Christmas to you. 😊

  2. Wow, I never would have linked this phenomenon to dehydration! I’m prone to static shocks, and it’s so much worse when in the wheelchair even with an anti-static strip trailing between chair and floor! Thanks for sharing, Trev. Wishing you a happy holiday season 💕🙂

  3. Very good description of a phenomenon I am very familiar with 👍😀 Can be very painful, indeed. But whenever it hits me, I think of the saying: “What doesn’t kill us makes us strong !”😇

  4. That’s shocking!! (sorry) I’m similarly afflicted but not quite as bad. Particularly bad when getting out of my car and occasionally when about to switch a light on – which is worrying. I’m not usually dyhydrated though, as far as I know. Some other handy hints here – https://www.wikihow.com/Remove-Static-Electricity – I’m going to try the safety pin tip. I wonder if using handcream would be sufficient on the moisturiser front? Have a merry – and static-free – Christmas 🙂

  5. Static shock is more likely to happen in colder, drier climates because this type of air lacks the moisture needed for static electricity to find balance. Warm air, on the other hand, holds more moisture, which is why static shock is a lot less common during summer. To get rid of static electricity in the winter, you should use cotton blankets, special furniture covers, and anti-static sprays can also be helpful. You can also install humidifiers to reduce your risk of static shock.

  6. We’re all too familiar with this in Colorado. It’s naturally very dry here, and cold in the winter. One’s eyes get dry and uncomfortable, skin gets dry and itchy, sinuses and throats get dry and irritated. Adding humidity in the house (humidifiers, boiling water, showers) is really the only solution, but too much, and then your windows start fogging up, with possible damage to the sills. (One source says this next cold front due in on Thursday could drop our daytime high temperature to -5°F! That’s about 40 degrees colder than normal! Anyway, Happy Holidays from across the pond.

    1. Yes, the temperatures dropped here for the first couple of weeks in December. It does make a big difference, but thankfully, the water or drinking plenty of it seemed to have cured it. Thank you and a Merry Christmas. 🙂

  7. The pain is real, Trev! This happens here too since the desert is so dry. Have a wonderful, blessed Christmas Trev and family! ☺️🇬🇧❤️

  8. Funny…I used to experience this every winter. It would happen when I was in the supermarket shopping and it made me drop things and say naughty words! Then I found that I could discharge myself by flicking the tip of a fingernail onto something. These days I almost never get shocked and I know I don’t drink nearly enough fluid. Grant is always getting shocked. I will tell him to check out the link! Best wishes for a shock-free Christmas and New Year

    1. Thank you, Carolyn. I can imagine how painful it must be in a supermarket with all the metal in there. Glad it doesn’t bother you know. Happy Christmas. 🙂

  9. I love the term “brass monkey weather.” We’ve got some coming for Christmas weekend. I hope the weather moderates by you so your shocking experiences dissipate a bit. Merry Christmas.

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