Farting Provocatively
By With the recent gloomy news from all over the world, I picked up on what I think is a very funny story. Provocative It appeared in one of the newspapers here with the title, ‘Austrian Police Defend Decision To Fine…
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About Me
I’m retired and free to inflict my thoughts and sense of humour upon the world......
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Gloria Smud. Poet
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Our New Apple Tree
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Our New Apple Tree
Our New Apple Tree