Do You Need A Silly Haircut?
With all the shenanigans that have been going on over the past few months with President Trump and Kim Jong Un, I noticed something that made them different. The hairstyles! Look at them. Trump looks like he has a drug-fueled banana on his head. Meanwhile, Un looks like he left the barbershop in such a rush he forgot to pay.
It made me think, have any other world leaders, particularly those with an aggressive outlook ever worn a dodgy barnet? (Barnet is Cockney rhyming slang for hair, Barnet Fair = Hair.) It doesn’t take long to see that I could be on to something. Adolf Hitler certainly had a strange fringe and his moustache was certainly different. In more recent times, Colonel Gaddafi sported quite something sprouting from the underneath of the various hats he wore.
There must be others too. I don’t want people to think that I spend my time studying the hairdos of Tyrants, but doesn’t it seem a coincidence? Rasputin, although not an official leader had desires of influencing a lot of Russians. He had a dodgy haircut or lack of.
I Have A Silly Haircut Myself!
This is Keith Flint from the band known as The Prodigy. Perhaps he wants world domination. He has the credentials as far as the dodgy haircut goes.
Although I have no desire whatsoever of achieving world domination, I have recently acquired a dodgy haircut. It’s all my own fault. I treated myself to one of those lethal looking contraptions that suggest cutting your hair at home is the way to go. If you are offered one of these devices take my advice and say NO! You may save money, you may be able to have a haircut when you want, you may think you’ll look like Paul Newman, trust me, you won’t. You’ll end up looking like a Dictator. If you don’t believe me, I can tell you, with hand on heart, you’ll look very silly.
I’ve posted a video below of when I let my poor, unsuspecting wife, loose with my buzzing human hedge trimmer. You can see the results for yourself. It was 6 weeks before I could leave the house. Dreadful, just dreadful.